Dad Jokes

Father’s day is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate that with some classic “Dad Jokes”. We dare you not to laugh.

 
Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other “do you know how to drive this thing?”

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
He woke up.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it!

I’ve just watched a TV show about beavers, it was the best dam show I’ve ever seen!

There’s been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There’s nothing left but de Brie.

After dinner my wife asked me if I could clear the table.
I needed a run up, but I made it.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.

And finally, not necessarily a Dad joke, but a joke about a Dad:
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.