Cracking Christmas Cracker Jokes

How Does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?

Noel Coward

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you just can’t beat it

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson