Summer Silliness
The long summer break is upon us so here are some ‘NUTTY’ jokes for the kids!
Which nut can be used as money?
A cash-ew.
MOTHER: What should we name our son?
FATHER: Pistachio.
MOTHER: Who would name their child Pistachio?
FATHER: A couple of nuts.
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
“Cashew!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash, who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts!
What do you call a Coconut in a spacesuit?
An astronut!
Where did the coconuts go to have a few drinks?
The Snack Bar!
Where do coconut drivers go to fill their tanks?
The Shell station!
What kind of nuts hang?
Wallnuts
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
